Concerning Birds and Beasts

This is a remarkably frightening story to persons such as myself...A poor inocent and defenseless lion was walking along one day when it came upon a hole. Inside the hole a man was hammering away on some boards. The lion stopped and asked what he was working on. The man replied that she should wait for around for a little bit, and she would find out. She waited until a small box had formed from his hammering, and he told her that it was a bed that he would like her to try out for him. She jumped down into the box and when she did he slammed the lid down on her and nailed it shut. He then jumped out of the hole and proceeded to shovel dirt into it.